Zip: Welcome to another edition of Sports Chat! I'm Zip Zippler!

Calamity: And I'm Calamity Dinkens! You ready to chat up some sports, Zip?

Zip: Is the pope a bear, Cal?

Calamity: What?

Zip: God, I miss my wife.

Calamity: Um. So ... it is autumn, the temperatures are dropping and you can smell all kinds of sports- related excitement in the air!

Zip: Smells like balls to me!

Calamity: Huh?

Zip: Smells like basketballs. 'Cause Mavericks preseason play is right around the corner, Cal!

Calamity: That it is, Zip!

Zip: Time to get loudy, round and pounded!

Calamity: What?

Zip: "Loudy, round and pounded," Cal! You know, the Mavs fan thing. It's like a credo or a chant or something. It's in that song.

Calamity: No, Zip. You mean, "rowdy, loud and proud."

Zip: That is preposterous!

Calamity: No, it's the actual –

Zip: You get loudy, like you make a lot of noise.

Calamity: That's "loud," not "loudy." Loudy's not even a word.

Zip: Whatever, Cal. The second thing is "round." Like, you get all fat and round by eating a lot of hot dogs or nachos while you watch the game.

Calamity: You can't possibly be –

Zip: And "pounded" can actually mean two things. Like, you "pound" back a bunch of beer and get

wasted –

Calamity: Let's change gears

here, Zip.

Zip: – or you have angry sex with someone.

Calamity: What!?

Zip: It's what they call a double intended, Cal. Look it up, dummy.

Calamity: No, you mean "double entendre." And it would only be a double entendre if "loudy, round and pounded" was the actual Mavs fan phrase, which it is not.

Zip: You say "potato," I say "tomato."

Calamity: Get it together, Zip.

Zip: I miss my daughter. I miss her terribly.

Calamity: That's all the Sports Chat for now! Till next time, I'm Calamity Dinkens.

Zip: And I'm Zip Zippler! Sports!

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